Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: 10 signs that you might be a bad parent.
10# Your children call you by your first name.
9# You and your son have the same dealer.
8# You make sure to bring condoms to your kid’s play dates.
7# You thought child support was included with the dinner bill.
6# If you’ve ever said to your kids, “You smoking my sh*t?!?”
5# Your daughter has dated nothing but losers and you loved every last one of them.
4# You look at every new baby as an opportunity for good credit.
3# Your daughter does porn.
2# You have your kids hold your camera phone so you can take bathroom pictures.
…and the 1# sign that you might be a bad parent…
This is your child...
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