Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Give Me 10: 10 Signs That You Might Be A Bad Parent

Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: 10 signs that you might be a bad parent.

10# Your children call you by your first name.

9# You and your son have the same dealer.

8# You make sure to bring condoms to your kid’s play dates.

7# You thought child support was included with the dinner bill.

6# If you’ve ever said to your kids, “You smoking my sh*t?!?”

5# Your daughter has dated nothing but losers and you loved every last one of them.

4# You look at every new baby as an opportunity for good credit.

3# Your daughter does porn.

2# You have your kids hold your camera phone so you can take bathroom pictures.

…and the 1# sign that you might be a bad parent…

This is your child...


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