Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: 10 signs that you may need to settle down.
10# You bump into one of your friend’s kids at the club.
9# After dating all of your phone contacts you go back to “A” & start again.
8# Your children are getting married before you.
7# You're flirting with a hot man/woman & they say,“Don't you know my mom?"
6# You’re dating a man/woman so much younger than you that whenever you pick them up an “Amber Alert” goes out.
5# Your parents are threatening to adopt grandchildren.
4# You’ve become the “old guy” at the club.
3# If all of the boys in the neighborhood refer to you as “Miss Parker”.
2# Ladies if you & your children all have different last names, yet you’ve never been married.
…And the 1# sign that you may need to settle down…
When you walk into “Planned Parenthood” they shout out your name like “Norm” on “Cheers”.

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