Monday, September 12, 2011

Give Me 10: Signs It's Time To Settle Down

First of all thank you to all of the loyal readers for sharing these moments with me. For all of you that have been readers since my first rant to all of you brand new to the experience, you are appreciated. Now I’d like to introduce you all to a brand new segment of the blog, “Give me 10”.

Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: 10 signs that you may need to settle down.

10# You bump into one of your friend’s kids at the club.

9# After dating all of your phone contacts you go back to “A” & start again.

8# Your children are getting married before you.

7# You're flirting with a hot man/woman & they say,“Don't you know my mom?"

6# You’re dating a man/woman so much younger than you that whenever you pick them up an “Amber Alert” goes out.

5# Your parents are threatening to adopt grandchildren.

4# You’ve become the “old guy” at the club.

3# If all of the boys in the neighborhood refer to you as “Miss Parker”.

2# Ladies if you & your children all have different last names, yet you’ve never been married.

…And the 1# sign that you may need to settle down…

When you walk into “Planned Parenthood” they shout out your name like “Norm” on “Cheers”.

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