10# You’ve been fired from every job you’ve ever had.
9# Everyone else always has “bad cell phone reception”.
8# You only have 1 night stands.
7# You never have help moving.
6# You are everyone’s first case of domestic violence.
5# You’re on the receiving end of a drunken rant & they’re on their “first” beer.
4# After thousands of dollars and countless hours of training the dog continues to pee on just your clothes.
3# You exchange Facebook messages but they never add you as a friend.
2# Your pets are on suicide watch.
…and the 1# sign that IT’S YOU…
Your mother has her tubes tied.

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