Thursday, October 13, 2011

Give Me 10: 10 Signs That...IT'S YOU!

Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: 10 signs that…IT’S YOU!

10# You’ve been fired from every job you’ve ever had.

9# Everyone else always has “bad cell phone reception”.

8# You only have 1 night stands.

7# You never have help moving.

6# You are everyone’s first case of domestic violence.

5# You’re on the receiving end of a drunken rant & they’re on their “first” beer.

4# After thousands of dollars and countless hours of training the dog continues to pee on just your clothes.

3# You exchange Facebook messages but they never add you as a friend.

2# Your pets are on suicide watch.

…and the 1# sign that IT’S YOU…

Your mother has her tubes tied.

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