Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: The top 10 reasons why WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!
10# Because your NEW car is ALWAYS, “in the shop”.
9# We can’t confirm it’s your elbow in the picture with Lil Wayne.
8# You say you’re single but your Facebook relationship status says “It’s Complicated”.
7# You say you “never do this” yet we know 5 people who beg to differ.
6# You’re always, “just about to call us”.
5# You don’t keep it real.
4# Working out doesn’t make you go from a B to a D cup.
3# You’re not “Hater” worthy.
2# You’ve been fired from every job as part of a conspiracy headed by “THE MAN”.
…and the 1# reason why we don’t believe you…
You don’t make tips like that at the Sizzler.
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