Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: 10 signs that you might be a hoe!
10# If you’ve ever woken up naked alongside someone and had to ask them their name.
9# If you see sex with professional athletes as an opportunity for career advancement.
8# Before you go out your kids ask if you have “protection”.
7# If the reason why you don’t take a “one night stand” back to your place is because your current man/woman is there sleeping.
6# If after taking the “walk of shame” you step outside and realize you don’t know where you are and have to turn around and walk back.
5# If you’ve ever introduced yourself to someone you’ve previously slept with.
4# Ladies: If you and ALL of your children ALL have different last names, yet you’ve never been married.
3# If your morning routine consists of “bump watch”.
2# If you view STD’s as “Collateral Damage”.
…And the 1# sign that you might be a hoe…
To fall asleep at night you count your number of sexual partners.
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