Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: The top 10 Reasons Why YOU Shouldn’t Win The Lottery!
#10 No one wants to look a 50ft statue of yourself in your front yard.
#9 Everyone at your job DOES NOT need to be cursed out.
#8 Army tanks aren’t supposed to be on “Spinners”.
#7 Your album doesn’t need to come out.
#6 After you’ve finished rolling around in it naked someone else is going to have to touch that money.
#5 No one wants to hear you shout 10,000 times a day, “I’m Rich B*tch!”
#4 There is no Guiness World Record for “Making It Rain”.
#3 The current name is fine, no one wants to send their child to “Get Money Elementary School”.
#2 Randomly slapping people is still illegal.
…And the #1 reason why YOU Shouldn’t Win The Lottery…
You’ll be broke in 5 years!
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