Friday, March 30, 2012

Give Me 10: 10 Reasons Why YOU Shouldn't Win The Lottery!

Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: The top 10 Reasons Why YOU Shouldn’t Win The Lottery!

#10 No one wants to look a 50ft statue of yourself in your front yard.

#9 Everyone at your job DOES NOT need to be cursed out.

#8 Army tanks aren’t supposed to be on “Spinners”.

#7 Your album doesn’t need to come out.

#6 After you’ve finished rolling around in it naked someone else is going to have to touch that money.

#5 No one wants to hear you shout 10,000 times a day, “I’m Rich B*tch!”

#4 There is no Guiness World Record for “Making It Rain”.

#3 The current name is fine, no one wants to send their child to “Get Money Elementary School”.

#2 Randomly slapping people is still illegal.

…And the #1 reason why YOU Shouldn’t Win The Lottery…

You’ll be broke in 5 years!


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