Thursday, March 15, 2012

Give Me 10: 10 Signs That You Ain't Sh*t!

Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: 10 signs that…You Ain’t Sh*t!

#10 You see borrowing money as a game of “Catch Me If You Can!”

#9 You feel STD disclosure is “Optional”.

#8 You feel that $5 worth of gas is truly contributing.

#7 You remember your favorite NFL team’s last 15 #1 draft picks but forget your girlfriend’s birthday.

#6 Your closing argument with a woman is always, “dumb b*tch!”

#5 You think being cute in some way offsets your personality.

#4 You cheat at “Words With Friends”.

#3 You wake up broke, unemployed, on your parents’ couch and “tweet”, “Rise & Grind”.

#2 You chalk up domestic violence to “buyer beware”.

…And the #1 sign that You Ain’t Sh*t…

Your children have to be reminded of who you are!

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