This is a special edition of A Moment With Morris. This is part of an ongoing series I affectionately titled "A Cold Cup of Coffee". Bringing you real life without the sweeteners, a cold and sometimes bitter, but always necessary sip of reality. This time we're looking at, “Hoe Economics”.
Most of us learned about Economics in at least some capacity in high school. We learned the basic principles of supply and demand. That the value of something is greatly based on the number of people that want it and how accessible it is to obtain. Now the same basic principle applies in pretty much all areas of life. But one often overlooked department is in our relationships.
Oh yes supply and demand plays a huge part in our hunt for a potential mate. The ratio of quality men/women directly effects behavior and in most cases tolerance. If a city has a 3:1 female to male ratio, the supply and demand drastically favors men. Even unqualified men (See “What’s Your Number?”) can easily find themselves in a position of power just based on a lack of other options. Sucks for you ladies…I know.
Actually in most cases women outnumber men in large cities which causes a secondary issue for them…value. Now before you get on one of those “I don’t need a man to tell me what I’m worth” tangents…you’re right. Men don’t dictate a woman’s worth, other women do. Probably not the way you’d think though.
This is where the condensation gets real thick on the outside of that mug.
Quality women; intelligent, responsible, classy, dependable, and together are who set the standard. But hoes set the marketplace. That may take a second so think about it. Don’t worry, I’ll wait…
That’s right a woman that is for all intensive purposes the definition of style and grace is what sets the standard for what we as men view a woman to potentially be, however, the value meaning what we’ll compromise, concede to, work for and tolerate to be with her is set by the actions of hoes. Yes those loud, trashy, messy, sloppy, ratchet ass females are your “Dow Jones!” If you hate the current “economy” they’re the ones you have to get in check!
True a man should be responsible for his actions and demand more out of his woman…that sounded funny to me just typing. It’s like this; a Ferrari may be viewed as the epitome of excellence in an automobile. In its speed, handling, efficiency etc it is seen as the standard. Now think, how many people drive Ferraris? So you see Ferrari may be the standard, but Ford sets the marketplace. Time to take another swig of this ice cold reality…
Ladies these low budget, duct tape covered, bungee cord using, Bondo filled Ford “Escorts” are messing up your program. Men are viewing Ferrari’s more and more from possibly being unattainable to unnecessary. These hoes out here are devaluing your “commodity” by giving it away for nothing like the government printing up worthless money! You ladies know it, there is a recession on good men for you. Guys are holding out because like the housing market, these hoes keep lowering and lowering their prices. Men are waiting to “buy” and are simply “renting” for rock bottom prices!
If you want any form of recovery these hoes must be stopped! There is a great depression a brewing for you ladies. Hoes have put so little value on themselves that men have begun to dictate the pace and structure of the relationship. Always remember, men are all about the lowest common denominator, maximize pleasure/minimize pain. We will keep you and several others around forever with no ring or real commitment if allowed. We are not the ones to be at the wheel. Hoes are handing over the keys just to be in the game. As a man I’m telling you we have no business setting the timeline, tone or pace of a relationship. Men don’t choose women, women choose men. As this shift continues it’s going to be looking the 20’s all over again.
Trickle down economics favors “Bottom Bitches” (See “Pimps Up, Love Down”) if you ladies are trying to be wives and bring back your market value…get these hoes in check and bring back the gold standard.
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