Thursday, April 5, 2012

Give Me 10: Top 10 Reasons Why You Get The Side Eye!

THE SIDE EYE-
A facial expression expressing one's criticism, disapproval, animosity, or scorn of varying levels of intensity towards another person.

Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: The Top 10 Reasons Why You Get The Side Eye!

#10 You’re spotted shopping at the mall by the person you still owe money to.

#9 You bring a different man/woman to Thanksgiving, Xmas, New Year’s & now Easter & get mad when they’re called the wrong name.

#8 “I was just about to call you.”

#7 Tattooing someone else’s First name on you when you don’t know their Middle name.

#6 “Damn! I forgot my wallet at home.”

#5 Grown man…skinny jeans.

#4 You’re on your second boyfriend by your third trimester.

#3 “Sexy” bathroom cell phone pics…with children in the background.

#2 Lace fronts.

…And the #1 Reason Why You Get The Side Eye…

“I'm not racist...but...”

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