This is a special edition of A Moment With Morris. This is part of an ongoing series I affectionately titled "A Cold Cup of Coffee". Bringing you real life without the sweeteners, a cold and sometimes bitter, but always necessary sip of reality. This time we're looking at a very special, “Give Me 10”.
Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: The Top 10 Reasons Why You’re REALLY In A Relationship!
#10 Even YOU can‘t stand hanging out with just YOU.
#9 You can’t afford the rent on your own.
#8 After the first date, they just never left.
#7 It’s cheaper than an escort service.
#6 You got tired of the tranquilizer darts every time you tried to leave.
#5 You’re determined to prove you CAN turn one into a housewife.
#4 If you break up you’ll have to get a job.
#3 You still haven’t figured out how to pick the lock.
#2 You’re in love.
…and the #1 Reason Why You’re REALLY In A Relationship…
He thinks the kid is his!
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