Sunday, June 10, 2012

Please No More Donations!

Father's Day is a celebration honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society…

Every year the shopping malls are flooded with moms and children looking for every wallet, watch, cologne, tie, and bbq grill accessories they can find to show tribute to the men in their lives…Dad. Yes dear old Dad gets his props once a year. Being a Father is in so many ways a thankless job. That’s why taking the time to acknowledge him is so important.

We all know Father’s Day is completely eclipsed by Mother’s Day. Mom gets flowers, candy, dinner, etc…Dad gets a handmade ashtray. But it’s good. A man knows his role and responsibility isn’t for personal acclaim. His rewards come in the fruits of his labor; a happy wife, successful children and a loving home. Fathers do their best and then some. Work the long hours, sacrifice their own health and well being all in the name of love for the family they helped create. So for all the Fathers out there thank you. But this is where we part ways…

I’m now talking to the donors…oh yes YOU, the dreaded sperm donors. Out here giving it away like ketchup packets at McDonald’s. You donors of this planet out here on a mission to procreate like bees pollinate. Buzzing from flower to flower, planting your seed, getting some honey and bouncing. You donors are the thorns in our sides, the ants at our picnics, the rain on our parades. Your exploits leave a trail of emotional destruction, battered self esteem and all out Bitchassness!

Yes you donors that leave nothing but scorned women, bad blood and lost children in your wake. You! And if you think it’s not you here’s a quick check…

If you refuse to pay child support yet try to claim your kids on your taxes…

If every time you see your kids you have to remind them of the last time you’ve seen them…

If you have purchased a home, car, new clothes or went on any form of vacation before taking care of your children…

If you allow your new woman to in anyway prevent you from being a father…

If you have ever used the phrase, “she won’t let me see them…” but have never once filed any court papers or made a legal attempt to see your kids…

YOU AIN’T SH*T!

This isn’t “A Cold Cup Of Coffee” installment but this is just as real. There is no excuse you can provide that let’s you “off the hook” for not being an active or involved parent. Fathers set the tone and bench mark for their children’s feelings of self worth and self esteem…yes that’s Daddy! With or without you will dictate how your son OR daughter will feel about themselves. (See “Daddy Dearest”) You not being there drastically raises their probability for teen pregnancy, incarceration, and dropping out of school…and a Fatherless household is the 1# cause of Bitchassness! A disease plaguing the young men of our society. (See “A Cold Cup Of Coffee: Bitchassness“)

Next week is Father’s Day, a day to recognize the real men out there who do what they’re supposed to do. They own up to their responsibilities and do their best to help usher in a new generation of proud, strong, independent men and women.

As for you donors…if you’re out there just having fun, wrap it up! Stop planting seeds if you’re not prepared to do the work to help them grow.

Donors get your sh*t together!

MEN…

Happy Father’s Day!

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