Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Give Me 10: Top 10 Reasons Why Being Older Is Better!

Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. Today‘s list: The Top 10 Reasons Why Being Older Is Better!

#10 A stern look becomes a valid response.

#9 You save a bunch on your car insurance.

#8 You get just as drunk at the golf course as you do at the bar…except the women have better jobs.

#7 No one asks you to help them move.

#6 You benefit from young girls with “Daddy Issues”.

#5 You realize that the day is so much easier when you’re not nursing a hangover.

#4 You reach the point where you can still date hot 25 yr olds…and their mothers.

#3 You develop the incredible skill of recognizing what’s wrong with everyone else.

#2 Your savings account balance doesn’t look like an area code.

And the #1 reason Why Being Older Is Better…

….You're just not as stupid anymore…
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