Thursday, June 13, 2013
#10 You're more clingy than velcro.
#9 You think a man that won’t hit you is a punk.
#8 You’re over 25 & still think sex=love.
#7 You think being honest about the number of kids you have is optional.
#6 You’re still in the closet.
#5 You use the phrase, “I need a man that won’t put up with my sh*t!”
#4 Your number of sexual partners is the same as your credit score.
#3 You think a baby will bring you CLOSER together.
#2 You blame being single on the fact that, “Men are intimidated by you.”
And the #1 Sign That You Are Not Marriage Material…
…You tell yourself, “It’s only cheating if you get caught.”
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