Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Give Me 10: 10 Signs You're Too Old For The Club!

We haven’t done a list in a minute…
Give me 10: 10 reasons, examples or indicators of a certain behavior. Take the time to use the checklist…you may need to check yourself. “30 is the new 20”, “you’re only as old as you feel”, “age ain’t nothing but a number” and all of the other phrases we use to tell ourselves we’re STILL young…Today’s list: Top 10 Signs You’re Too Old For The Club!

#10 You refer to EDM as “Techno Music”

#9 Your favorite songs only play when the DJ yells, “Time to go back…way back…”

#8 You start yawning before the guest list closes

#7 You see all the new dances as “Too much work”

#6 You have a story for every song

#5 You order coffee at the bar

#4 Everyone you pass asks "Is it your birthday?"

#3 You always get a VIP booth because you have to have a place to sit down

#2 You carry a 2nd pair of shoes with you in your purse

And the #1 Sign You Are Too Old For The Club…

You run in to someone who went to school with your kids!

Creative Commons License This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 Generic License.